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f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
HOLD UP.
BIG TIME RUSH IS NOMINATED FOR A TEEN CHOICE AWARD?
GOODNESS GRACIAS. ITS ABOUT TIME.
Maybe teen choice awards won’t be as shitty as the Kids choice awards.
i can only hope.
(Source: funniestever)
Watch for @kendizzzzle on today’s episode of #Trendin on Teen!
(Source: jack-geller)
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
(Source: wonderland-naah)
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
(Source: milajewnis)
they saw the chance
they took the chance
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
